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“People make fools out of themselves in all sorts of ways. No particular qualifications or particular criteria are necessary.”

Quote by Jackie Mason

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Jackie Mason is a renowned comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on June 9, 1931, he has been a prominent figure in the comedy world since the 1950s. more

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