“My grandfather always said, Don't watch your money, watch your health. So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.”
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Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason is a renowned comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on June 9, 1931, he has been a prominent figure in the comedy world since the 1950s. more
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