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Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

“Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.”

Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

Book:My Point...And I Do Have One

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My Point...And I Do Have One

This book is a compilation of essays that delve into the author's individual thoughts and opinions on a wide range of topics, offering readers a glimpse into their personal philosophy and world view. more

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Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, and producer, best known for her talk show 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show,' which has been on the air since 2003. She is recognized for her humor, kindness, and for being the first openly lesbian host of a major U.S. talk show. more

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