Alan King (December 26, 1927 – May 9, 2004) was an American comedian, actor, and producer known for his sharp satire and humor. Born in Brooklyn, New York, he began his career in comedy clubs and became a staple of Las Vegas nightlife. His film credits include 'Casino' (1995) and 'The Natural' (1984), and he frequently appeared on television shows like 'The Tonight Show'. King was also a philanthropist, supporting Jewish culture and charitable causes. He is remembered as a iconic figure in American comedy.
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“Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.”
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.”
“A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!”
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“It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.”
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“My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'”
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“One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'”
“The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.”