“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.” MenReasonRealityFunnyPoliticalThreeReligiousWiseSceneCourtSupremeChristmasVirginsSupreme CourtSantaVirginitySanta ClausInspirational ChristmasChristmas DayMerry ChristmasChristmas HolidayChristmas TreeChristmas EveFunny ChristmasXmasChristmas ThoughtsChristmas LoveShort ChristmasReligious ChristmasChristmas Card GreetingsChristmas Holiday GreetingsFunny Christmas CardFunny Merry ChristmasNativityChristmas PartyChristmas CheerBelieve In SantaHumorous ChristmasGreat ChristmasFunny HolidayHoliday CardReligious HolidayBelieving In ChristmasClassic ChristmasWinter ChristmasWitty ChristmasFamily ChristmasMerry Xmas FunnyHoliday CheerThree Wise Men Author:Jay Leno
“I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.” ThinkingKnowsMenShowsGirlThreeRealizingLaughingWiseGayHotGiggleCleavageThree Wise Men Author:John Green
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” MenLifeWisdomNightThreeFearWiseSeaMoonAngerStormGentleGentlemanThree ThingsNight TimeEye OpeningName Of The WindMoonshineGentlemanlyAnger And FearThree Wise Men Author:Patrick Rothfuss
“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.” MenTryingYearsSpiritThreeStarsSpaceWiseWeekSpecialCenturyYears AgoTraditionMy FamilySeasonsDrivingChristmasHolidayLoved OnesMallsParkingChristmas SpiritInspirational ChristmasParking LotChristmas EveFunny ChristmasChristmas ThoughtsHoliday SeasonChristmas TimeFunny Christmas CardShoppersParking SpaceSpecial TimesOld TraditionsThree Wise Men Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
“Seamen three! what men be ye? Gotham's three Wise Men we be. Whither in your bowl so free? To rake the moon from out the sea. The bowl goes trim. The moon doth shine, And our ballast is old wine.” MenThreeWiseSeaMoonWineShiningBowlsRakesOld WineSeamenBallastGothamThree Wise Men Book:Headlong hall and Nightmare abbey Source: Headlong hall and Nightmare abbey
“Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men could climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there's six more weeks of winter!” IfsThinkingMenThreeJesusGraceWiseWeekHairBabyGoodnessSixWinterSakeClimbsTowersBaby JesusThree Wise Men Author:Karen Walker
“My mom didn't write, but she loved to read. She liked books 'that made you a little nervous.' Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Peter Straub were the three wise men of our family bookshelf.” MenWritingLittlesMadeBookThreeWiseMomKingsMy MomNervousOur FamilyPeterDeanBookshelvesThree Wise Men Author:Michael Easton