Best Parking Space Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.”

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“Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.”

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Author:Richard Dawkins

“Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after all. Only some kind of precognitive ESP could have gotten us a parking space on the street, in the shadow of a building, with both of us in sight of the apartment building's entrance.”

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Book:White Night: A Novel of the Dresden Files

Source: White Night: A Novel of the Dresden Files

“I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.”

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Author:Malcolm Bradbury

“You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.”

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Author:Laurence Fox

“The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space”

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Author:Paul Theroux

“I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space.”

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Author:Paul Dudley White

“Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike.”

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Author:Ronald Steel

“Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?”

Space Okay Parks Illegal Bathroom Parking Handicapped Parking Space

Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense is a fate worse than anything imaginable. You'd think offense is one of the most calamitous things that could happen to a human being; right up there with the loss of a limb, or just missing a parking space.”

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Book:Brief Encounters: Conversations, Magic Moments, and Assorted Hijinks

Source: Brief Encounters: Conversations, Magic Moments, and Assorted Hijinks

“Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.”

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Author:Gene Perret

“I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a parking space next to Kermit the Frog. It was Jim Henson's space, with this Kermit the Frog sign. I took a photo of it and sent it to my mom with a caption that read, "Look, Mom. I made it. I got a parking space next to Kermit the Frog." I was always fascinated by the film-set infrastructures.”

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Author:John Ratzenberger

“Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.”

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Author:Saul Perlmutter

“Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.”

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Author:Bill Vaughan

“Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.”

“The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. "Stop it, Kristy! You're overreacting! Let's talk about this." That was when she did the unthinkable. She rolled down the window, thrust out her hand, and gave Reverend Ethan Bonner the bird.”

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Author:Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

“What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

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Book:Skulduggery Pleasant -

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant -

“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.”

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.”

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”

“If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.”

Ifs I Can Space Car Fronts Eating Window Somewhere Else Parking Parking Space

Author:Jay Leno

“The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.”

Reason Actors Space Fronts Office Producers Parking Parking Space

Author:James Garner

“I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.”

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Author:Billy Connolly

“That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my way to work and I decided it doesn't matter who wants to cut in front of my lane today. I'm not going to let it bother me one bit. Once I get to work, find myself a parking space, if somebody wants to jump ahead of me and take it, I'm going to let them.”

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Author:Oprah Winfrey

“When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn't matter how small it is, say thank you. When you get the perfect parking space, hear your favorite song on the radio, approach a light that turns green, or find an empty seat on the bus or train, say thank you. These are all good things that you are receiving from life.”

Source: The Power

“I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.”

I Can Hands Lost Space Eating Teeth Lost Love Fists Ceilings Parking Swallowing Brushing Punching Toothpaste Parking Space

Author:Laura Kightlinger

“33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.”

Space Environmental Seeking Urban Traffic Parking Parking Space

Author:Donald Shoup

“Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.”

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Author:Clea DuVall

“Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space.”

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Author:Tom Bodett