“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
Quote by Bernard Manning
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Bernard Manning
Bernard Manning was a renowned British comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical wit. Born on August 13, 1930, and passing away on June 18, 2007, Manning's comedy career spanned over half a century. He rose to fame in the 1950s and became one of the most beloved comedians in the UK. more
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