Funny Christmas Quotes
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“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”
“Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”
“Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.”
“The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.”
“Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.”
“Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.”
“Don't let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.”
“A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!”
“Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.”
“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.”
“I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”
“Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.”
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.”
“Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.”
“Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.”
“Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.”