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“Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.”

Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Book:Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

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Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People

This book serves as a comprehensive reference for improving social conduct, addressing common etiquette blunders, and offering advice on navigating various social scenarios. It is designed to assist readers in developing better interpersonal skills and understanding the nuances of polite behavior. more

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P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more

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