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“I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”

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Steven Wright

Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

“Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?”

Thinking Life Years Said Two Next Born Destiny Baby Lays Hospitals Coincidence Bizarre Eighty Deathbed

Author:Steven Wright

“I had amnesia once or twice.”

Amnesia

Author:Steven Wright

“Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.”

Wells Made Humor Funny Sleep Mistake Couple Sleep Well

Author:Steven Wright

“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”

Said Humor Earth Funny Wish Friendship Space Taken Mines Planets Cards Posts Wish You Planet Earth

Author:Steven Wright