“I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.” Quote by Charlotte Bronte
“99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.” GivingHumorFunnyNamesHumorousLawyerSarcasmSarcasticFunny One LinerFunny Lawyer Author:Steven Wright
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?” IfsHumorHappensFunnyDeathHalfSuicideScaredFunny Bumper Sticker Author:Steven Wright
“Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.” HumorFunnyDarkDarknessFindingsSmartCleverDevicesFurnitureFunny Life Author:Steven Wright
“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?” HandsWatchesThirdsSecond Hand Author:Steven Wright
“Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?” MenWorldHockeyGoalies Author:Steven Wright
“If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?” IfsEternityKillingTime To Kill Author:Steven Wright
“I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.” KnowsHumorFunnyForgetPsychics Author:Steven Wright
“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.” ComplexesVery GoodInferiorityInferiority Complex Author:Steven Wright
“I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.” TryingNightTiredRoundsInfinityAll NightUp All Night Author:Steven Wright
“Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.” HumorFunnyPlansTomorrowProcrastinationSpontaneousBe Spontaneous Author:Steven Wright