“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
Source: The joys of aging--and how to avoid them: can sex keep you young? And other silly questions
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“Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.”
“Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.”
“I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.”
“You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
Source: 1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions
“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.”
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”