“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”
Quote by George Burns
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George Burns
George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more
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