“When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.” AgeFunnyYoungOld AgeFunny InspirationalEccentricHere I AmRuggedSenile Author:George Burns
“The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.” PeopleAgeYoungLiteratureBloodAgingYoung AgeCirculationHygieneOlder PeopleAge And YouthBlood FlowYouth FunnyPersonal HygieneBlood Circulation Author:Logan Pearsall Smith
“Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.” LifeInspirationalMotivationalAgeSuccessPositiveLateSmartToo LateTime Flies Author:Mike Tyson
“I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.” BigsAgeCarefulBe CarefulGrotesqueCaricaturesHatchetKnockers Author:Jamie Lee Curtis
“There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure.” AgeAdvantagePressurePeersPeer Pressure Author:Dennis Wolfberg
“Turkey is taking advantage of the war in order to thoroughly liquidate its internal foes, i.e., the indigenous Christians, without being thereby disturbed by foreign intervention.” WarChristianOrderEvilAdvantageInternalsFoeTurkeysInterventionIndigenousDisturbedBeing ThereTurkishTaking AdvantageArmeniansArmeniaArmenian Genocide Author:Talaat Pasha
“I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.” KnowsWantCountryEvilLeaderPotDictatorI Want You Author:Pol Pot
“One thing I congratulate everyone on is the great explosion which has occurred in Washington's Black House and the very important scandal which has gripped leaders of America.” ImportantAmericaEvilHouseBlackLeaderOne ThingScandalExplosions Author:Ruhollah Khomeini
