“How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste.”
Book:Gags and Extracts
Quote by Santosh Kalwar
Work
Gags and Extracts
Browse quotes and source details for this work. more
Author
You May Also Like
“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“Two artists had an art contest...It ended in a draw.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“And Tumble would roll her eyes, because honestly, her dad need some new jokes.”
Source: Tumble & Blue
“Why was the Stegosaurus banned from the buffet? Because he brought his own plates!”
“If ever there was a perfectly bad time to bring out a perfectly bad Dad joke, this was it.”
Source: Harp and the Lyre: Exposed
“Everything is uphill! Even the downhill is uphill!”
Source: Thirteen O'Clock Strikes Back
Source: Hammajang Luck