“Get involved in life, and you will find why.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
Dad Jokes Quotes
Browse 17 quotes about Dad Jokes.
Dad Jokes Quotes
“It was like a broken calculator... It just didn't add up.”
Source: Based on a True Story: A Memoir
Source: Barney's Version
“What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot, you can catch a cold.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“Two artists had an art contest...It ended in a draw.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
Source: Gags and Extracts
“And Tumble would roll her eyes, because honestly, her dad need some new jokes.”
Source: Tumble & Blue
“Why was the Stegosaurus banned from the buffet? Because he brought his own plates!”
“If ever there was a perfectly bad time to bring out a perfectly bad Dad joke, this was it.”
Source: Harp and the Lyre: Exposed
“Everything is uphill! Even the downhill is uphill!”
Source: Thirteen O'Clock Strikes Back
Source: Hammajang Luck
“I didn't need a reason to love you — just a chance to notice everything you are.”
Source: My Dad Rocks: 101 Reasons Why I Love You, Dad: A Guided Fill-in-the-Blank Journal for Dad