“It was like a broken calculator... It just didn't add up.”
Quote by Norm MacDonald
Work
Based on a True Story: A Memoir
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Author
Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald is a Canadian comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical wit. Born on October 17, 1963, he has been active in the television and film industry since the 1980s. MacDonald is recognized for his roles in comedy shows and his performances in movies, which are often characterized by sharp observations and wit that resonate with audiences. more
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