“There's no such thing as a superhuman. But the only thing I got to tell you, if you take a dog and kick him around he's got to be alert, he's got to be more sharper than you. Well, we've been kicked around for two thousand years. We're not more smarter, we're more alert.”
Browse quotes and source details for this work. more
Mordecai Richler was a renowned Canadian author celebrated for his sharp wit and social commentary. His writing frequently portrayed the lives of Jewish Canadians and was characterized by its satirical style and vivid character development. Richler's writing career spanned several decades, during which he published numerous novels, short stories, and essays. more
“What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot, you can catch a cold.”
“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?”
“How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste.”
“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
“Two artists had an art contest...It ended in a draw.”
“I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
“And Tumble would roll her eyes, because honestly, her dad need some new jokes.”
“Why was the Stegosaurus banned from the buffet? Because he brought his own plates!”