“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.”
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“Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.”
“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”
“A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.”
“I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.”
“She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.”
“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.”
“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.”
“Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?”
“Not that I can think of. In fact, I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles.”
“I sometimes cry at night when I realize my vasectomy is permanent.”
“Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod.”