“The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.”
Butt Quotes
Browse 22 quotes about Butt.
Butt Quotes
“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”
“Anyone can lecture from the butt; only very few can act.”
Source: Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
“The COVID-19 pandemic has made abstaining from butt wiping fashionable.”
“Abstaining from butt wiping is the solution to the COVID-19 toilet paper crisis!”
“Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.”
Source: A Brief History of Seven Killings
Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
Source: Not Your Sidekick
“Global warming is expected to lead to the plague of excessively sweaty butt cracks.”
“A sweaty butt crack is my trigger to turn on my air conditioning.”
“Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" "Not at all. Shoot-" "Do you have butt implants?”
Source: Uninhibited From Lust To Love
Source: The Spice Master at Bistro Exotique
Source: Drums of Autumn
“She looks great in that skirt. Her butt is so cute.”
Source: Not Your Sidekick
“Well, spank my butt and call me red!”
Source: Better Choices
Source: Ulysses
Source: Everything Is Awful and You're a Terrible Person