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“The COVID-19 pandemic has made abstaining from butt wiping fashionable.”

Made Paper Coronavirus Covid 19 Pandemic Fashionable Toilet Abstaining Butt Wiping

Author:Steven Magee

“Abstain from butt wiping, it works for cats and dogs!”

Coronavirus Covid 19 Dogs Cats Flu Mutant Works Butt Abstain Wiping

Author:Steven Magee

“Abstaining from butt wiping is the solution to the COVID-19 toilet paper crisis!”

Paper Crisis Coronavirus Covid 19 Pandemic Solution Toilet Abstaining Butt Wiping

Author:Steven Magee

“You know your poop is heading in the right direction when you are clean wiping!”

Clean Right Know Direction Sloppy Poop Stools Loose Wiping Heading

Author:Steven Magee

“The best poops clean wipe!”

Clean Wipe Poop Stools Tissue Wiping Poops Toilet Roll Clean Wipe The Best Poops

Author:Steven Magee

“Wiping a warring city off the map will be a statement to the world, as it was in 1945.”

Nuclear Radiation Atomic Bomb Nuclear Bomb Atomic Wiping Statement To The World Warring City As It Was In 1945 Off The Map

Author:Steven Magee

“Thin sheets of warm roti and mana'eesh are best for scooping food from plate to mouth like tactile, edible cutlery, but bread is better for sponging up the delicious detritus from the plate. The soft, open crumb swells with cream or curry sauce, gravy or meat juices, to leave us replete. A Chinese host may take a mopped plate as a sign that more food is needed, yet I would rather think of each painterly flourish as a signature, a thank-you note to the cook.”

Bread Wiping Leftover On My Plate

Book:A Thousand Feasts: Small Moments of Joy… A Memoir of Sorts

Source: A Thousand Feasts: Small Moments of Joy… A Memoir of Sorts