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“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.”

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

“It is so hot, my butt crack is like an oasis!”

Summer Hot Warm Heat Sweat Sunny Oasis Crack Butt Bum

Author:Steven Magee

“Shit will happen. Don't stop eating.”

Smell Tweet Twitter Shit Whatsapp Bum Shitty Drench Shitty Memes Shit Post

Author:Vineet Raj Kapoor

“You have to be like a worm to go through shit.”

Smell Tweet Twitter Shit Whatsapp Bum Shitty Drench Shitty Memes Shit Post

Author:Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Every bum can throw some shit.”

Smell Tweet Twitter Shit Whatsapp Bum Shitty Drench Shitty Memes Shit Post

Author:Vineet Raj Kapoor

“The shit once descends into the colon, will refuse to go back. You have to face the shit. Think well before you speak”

Smell Tweet Twitter Shit Whatsapp Bum Shitty Drench Shitty Memes Shit Post

Author:Vineet Raj Kapoor

“You know... the word "homeless", gives you this very negative image. A filthy raggedy hobo... it's no good. It's too demeaning of a word if you ask me. It's just not politically correct enough... If it were up to me, I'd rather we be called "residentially challenged”

Comedy Homeless Politically Correct Hobo Politically Correct Culture Bum

Book:Saikyō Densetsu Kurosawa 9

Source: Saikyō Densetsu Kurosawa 9

“Writing books makes my bum sore!”

Writing Book Books Computer Sitting Sit Makes Sore Authoring Bum

Author:Steven Magee

“Some people do just enough to keep you around because they are AFRAID to know what life would be like without you”

Love Divorce Dependent Broken Heart Get Over Leeches Parasite Bum Deadbeat Freeloaders Sponge Moocher

Author:O. S. Hickman

“There is nothing worse than a sweaty bum crack.”

Environment Hot Heat Nothing Global Worse Warming Crack Bum Sweaty

Author:Steven Magee

“It's when you bury your head in the sand that you leave your brain exposed.”

Philosophy Anthony T Hincks Sand Laziness Inaction Veitch Brains Bum Ostrich

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“A sweaty bum crack will become the norm in a climate changed world.”

World Environment Changed Hot Climate Heat Norm Crack Bum Sweaty

Author:Steven Magee

“Dale was tempted to rip the electronic pad from its stand and shove it up the barista’s ass while shouting, “Here’s your goddamn tip, you inflated asshat. You’re no different than a bum on the street holding out a cup.” Instead, he merely pressed the NO TIP box and collected the receipt that spat out of the machine. He knew that once the barista was privy to his selection she would hand him his drink with eyes drenched in disdain as if she just found out he was the Unabomber or something.”

Begging Tipping Social Conditioning Bum Dale Dickerson Unabomber No Tip

Book:The Beasts of Success

Source: The Beasts of Success