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“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

“I forget your name," I said. "Most people spew shit from their arse," he retorted, "you manage it with your mouth." "Your mother gave birth through her arse," I said, "and you still reek of her shit.”

Mother Birth Name Shit Arse Reek Mourth

Book:The Flame Bearer

Source: The Flame Bearer

“The average woman feels small whenever a man who has just walked past her does not turn his head to check out her ass, especially if it is—or if she feels that it is—big.”

Humor Humour Ass Walk Courtship Belittle Buttocks Butt Arse Feel Small

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“How's your career looking?' 'Well, I don't have an arse two inches in front of my nose, so my view beats yours.”

Arse Ass Kissing Brown Nosing

Book:Slow Horses

Source: Slow Horses

“Well if I ever stick a cape on an' start usin' ordinary human bein's to wipe me arse with, you'll know you were right to worry, won't you?”

Superheroes Cape Arse

Book:The Boys, Volume 3: Good For The Soul

Source: The Boys, Volume 3: Good For The Soul

“I don't need you to take care of me." "No, you need a kick up the arse.”

Kick Take Care Of Arse

Book:Waiting for the Flood

Source: Waiting for the Flood

“He was 45 years old, with a very fine physiognomy, rather pretty eyes, but a revolting mouth and revolting teeth, a pale, hairless body, a small but shapely arse, and a prick 5 inches around by 6 inches long.”

Physiognomy Prick Arse

Book:The 120 Days of Sodom

Source: The 120 Days of Sodom

“Amphora,” he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient pottery, promising abundance. “Like a Grecian vase. God, you’ve got the most beautiful arse!” “Jug-butt, huh?”

Love Humor Lips Ass Hips Outlander Butt Arse Diana Gabaldon Amphora Drums Of Autumn Grecian Jug

Book:Drums of Autumn

Source: Drums of Autumn

“He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation.”

Bottom Ass Buttocks Butt Arse Rump

Book:Ulysses

Source: Ulysses

“Thérèse had never in her life, so she said, wiped her arse, and it was perfectly evident that there was still shit there from her childhood; as for her vagina, it was the repository of every filth and horror, a veritable sepulchre whose fetidness would cause one to faint;”

Filth Vagina Arse Fetid Uncleanliness

Book:The 120 Days of Sodom

Source: The 120 Days of Sodom