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“My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!”

Quote by Joan Rivers

Book:I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

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I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

This book delves into the themes of self-hatred and self-criticism, offering readers a reflective journey through the author's own experiences with negative self-perception. more

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Joan Rivers was an American comedian, actress, and television personality known for her sharp wit and controversial humor. She gained fame as a panelist on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson' and later hosted her own talk show, 'The Joan Rivers Show'. Rivers was also a successful author and fashion critic, and her career spanned over five decades. more

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