“I glanced over, he was still looking at me. ''Uh... do you need something?'' ''No.'' ''Oh, okay.'' ''It's just...'' he leaned in, ''...you have an onion ring taped to your back.'' ''...Excuse me?'' ''There is a ring of onion applied to you back with an adhesive strip.'' I searched his eyes, he seemed amused, but sincere. My hand flew to my back with a look of horror and there it was, with ketchup and everything.” HumorBoysOnion RingsSarcasimAwkward First MeetingsCute Boy StaringHi Your Name Is Author:Maddie Hample
“A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem... biting into it!” ProblemEasyPiecesFoodOughtCookingRingsBreadCulinaryStringsCakeSandwichesOnionsOne PiecePeppersBitingHippoMayonnaiseHippopotamusOnion Rings Author:Shel Silverstein
“My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.” Would BeLastsPerfectRingsBreadMealsCheeseDressingsDessertSaladCocktailsSteakOnionsStrawberriesGarlicShrimpSpinachLasagnaOnion RingsStrawberry Shortcake Author:Joan Rivers
“This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.” KnowsFirstsKindHappensOrderBottomRingsIngredientsMixingFast FoodOnionsRoguesFriesFrench FriesOnion Rings Author:Chelsea Handler
“Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.” CarRingsOnionsCushionsOnion Rings Author:Erma Bombeck
“He picked up the skull and knocked an onion ring out of its eye socket. "I see Sophie has been busy again. Couldn't you have restrained her, my friend?" The skull yattered its teeth at him. Howl put it down rather hastily.” Has BeensEyeMy FriendsBusyRingsTeethSkullsSophieOnionsHowlOnion Rings Author:Diana Wynne Jones
“You give her all your french fries, even when she won't give you back onion rings,' Sophie says. 'And when you say her name it sounds different.' How?' Sophie thinks. 'Like it's covered with blankets.” ThinkingGivingDifferentNamesSoundRingsCoveredBlanketSophieOnionsFriesFrench FriesOnion Rings Book:Vanishing Acts Source: Vanishing Acts
“It’s funny. I don’t like onions but I like onion rings. What’s up with that?” RingsOnionsOnion Rings Author:Jared Leto
“His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.” HumorFunnyBreathsBlowRingsSmokeOnionsOnion Rings Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.” IfsHumorWould BeFunnyLike YouRingsStomachBeing CoolOnionsCarrotsGood FoodBad FoodOnion Rings Author:Mitch Hedberg
“All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.” TwoOrderRingsHungryIceAwfulShakesChocolateMilkCreamIce CreamOnionsStrawberriesBurgersFriesPicklesChiliSundaesChocolate MilkOnion RingsIce Cream Sundae Author:George Lindsey