Best Trash Cans Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.”

“All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...”

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Author:Will Advise

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

“Try not to look like that," Ascher said under breath, after we were in the elevator. "Like what?" I asked. "Like you're expecting ninjas to leap out of the trash cans. This is a party." "Everyone knows there's no such things as ninjas," I scoffed. "But it will be something. Count on it.”

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Book:Skin Game

Source: Skin Game

“Explaining to the person behind the counter "I don't have a trash can" became my standby tactic.”

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Book:Zero Waste Home: The Ultimate Guide to Simplifying Your Life by Reducing Your Waste

Source: Zero Waste Home: The Ultimate Guide to Simplifying Your Life by Reducing Your Waste

“I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.”

Ifs Heart Trash Right Place Trash Cans

Author:Greg Gutfeld

“I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology. The material force of ideology makes me not see what I am effectively eating.”

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Author:Slavoj Žižek

“The heroic New York doctor who caught Ebola has been declared Ebola free. President Obama called the doctor to thank him for his selflessness and compassion. Then to be safe, Obama threw his phone in a trash can and lit it on fire.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“You can talk about strategy all you want, but what really matters is resilience. On the last nine holes of the Masters or the Open, there's going to come at least one point when you want to throw yourself in the nearest trash can and disappear. You know you can't hide. It's like you're walking down the fairway naked. The gallery knows what you've done, every other player knows and worst of all, you know. That's when you find out if you're a real competitor.”

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Author:Hale Irwin

“At the demonstration of sixty feminists against the Miss America Pageant in 1968, when the women filled a trash can with bras, girdles, curlers and spike-heeled shoes, the bra-burning myth was launched by the media and, in spite of its inaccuracy and spiteful intent, put radical feminism on the map.”

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Author:Hilda Scott

“I find the single most valuable tool in my darkroom is my trash can”

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Author:John Sexton

“A photographer needs to be a good editor of negatives and prints! In fact, most of the prints I make are for my eyes only, and they are no good. I find the single most valuable tool in the darkroom is my trash can - that's where most of my prints end up.”

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Author:John Sexton

“I was in love with Tina Goodman since I was three and her parents came popping out of the trash cans. I think it made a big impression on me.”

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Author:Val Kilmer

“A man once asked me, what's punk? I kicked over a trash can and said that's punk. He kicked over a trash can and then asked me again, Is that punk? I replied no. That's just trendy.”

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Author:Billie Joe Armstrong

“I was a typical kid. I dug holes in the yard, threw rocks, had plum battles with the neighbours and used trash can lids as shields. I was always outside getting dirty.”

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Author:Arj Barker

“You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.”

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Author:Felipe Esparza

“I remember, once, my sister used to tell me that they found me in the trash-can when I was younger, so one time I pushed my sister into a trash-can - I put it over her head and pushed her down the street. And then after that, we been close ever since.”

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Author:Vince Staples

“When I was a little kid and I heard a song I liked on TV, I would jump up and run to the piano to try and figure it out by ear. When I was 10 or 11, I built myself a drum kit in the garage made out of empty laundry detergent buckets, old lawn chairs, paint cans, and old trash cans. And around that time, my parents got me my first guitar. A baby acoustic. I jumped between all of these instruments constantly to satisfy the ideas I heard in my head. At this young age, I realized that music would play a huge part in my life.”

“My first modeling job in Paris, the photographer said, 'Tue es belle,' which means, 'you are pretty,' and I thought he said, 'Tu es poubelle,' which means, 'you are the trash can.' I burst into tears. He was not happy about that.”

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Author:Rachel Nichols

“She didn't even notice right away that a small animal had come out from behind a nearby car and was slowly making its way toward the trash can she was standing near. She flipped through some old files in her mind, trying to come up with what this thing might be, and after a few seconds decided that--impossible as it seemed--it was a fox.”

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Author:Maureen Johnson

“Before I forget, here's your homework. Where do you want me to put it?" She pointed at the trash can. "Right there would be fine.”

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Author:Becca Fitzpatrick

“Damnit.' Isabelle, standing in the mouth of the alley, her wet black hair like a cloak around her shoulders, kicked a trash can out of her way and glowered. 'Oh, for goodness's sake,' she said. 'I can't believe you two. Why? What's wrong with bedrooms? And pivacy?”

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Author:Cassandra Clare

“When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?”

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Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)”

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Author:Katherine Applegate

“Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and a lone, half-dissolved gummy bear, which was a surprise, since I couldn’t actually recall having eaten any. Fun times.”

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Book:Hunt the Moon: A Cassie Palmer Novel

Source: Hunt the Moon: A Cassie Palmer Novel

“Writer's block — so what? Write something bad. Just throw it in the trash can when you're done, you're always improving. That kind of writing is like doing a bunch of push-ups. Every individual push-up is not the important thing. On Tuesday you're going to think, "Is it really important that I do it today?" No, but the collective impact is. If you write every day, you will improve.”

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Author:N.D. Wilson

“Our eyes met across the crowded room, like in the movies, except we didn't share a knowing smile and race into each other's arms. Instead I fell into the trash can.”

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Book:Luna

Source: Luna

“Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?”

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Book:Fangirl

Source: Fangirl

“Water and air, the two essential fluids on which all life depends, have become global garbage cans.”

“Louis Armstrong, who learned to be in exquisite dress, came from the bottom, and he's not a trash can.”

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Author:Stanley Crouch

“Everything that touches YOUR life, must be an instrument of YOUR liberation or tossed into the trash cans of HISTORY”

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Author:John Henrik Clarke

“In almost every musical ever written, there's a place that's usually about the third song of the evening - sometimes it's the second, sometimes it's the fourth, but it's quite early - and the leading lady usually sits down on something; sometimes it's a tree stump in Brigadoon, sometimes it's under the pillars of Covent Garden in My Fair Lady, or it's a trash can in Little Shop of Horrors... but the leading lady sits down on something and sings about what she wants in life. And the audience falls in love with her and then roots for her to get it for the rest of the night.”