“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the daytime. Advanced: Forget bras and wear the Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt you got for your eighth birthday. Act offended if anyone stares at the new shape of the word Trouble. Wear the shirt until your mother asks what smells.” HumorGrowing UpGirl Scouts Book:Girlchild Source: Girlchild
“All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...” TogetherSongSingingWarmthPreservationGatheringTrashNothingSongsCuddlingTrash CansCuddleGatherCuddlesBumsGirl ScoutsCuddle Bear Author:Will Advise
“LAUREN: You know, Cecil, I was never a Girl Scout myself, but I can say I am thrilled to support your endeavor to help bring your niece...I'm sorry. What was her name again? CECIL: I don't want to um - LAUREN: Janice. It was Janice. I love the way you are taking part in Janice's life. You must really care for her. CECIL: Yes. With all my heart. But -” LaurenWtnvCecilGirl Scouts Book:The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe Source: The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe