“Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.” DeathSilenceCatSilentSarcasmDeadBeingGrammarCatsNothingSkillfulUsageSkillNinjaDeadlyMark TwainSkilledMeowSickeningNinjas Book:Nothing is here... Source: Nothing is here...
“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.” FunnySplinterNinjasTmnt Author:Splinter TMNT 2012
“Try not to look like that," Ascher said under breath, after we were in the elevator. "Like what?" I asked. "Like you're expecting ninjas to leap out of the trash cans. This is a party." "Everyone knows there's no such things as ninjas," I scoffed. "But it will be something. Count on it.” FunnyPartyTrash CansNinjas Book:Skin Game Source: Skin Game