Best Socks Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Wayside School is Falling Down

“Mac raised his hand. “Once I could only find one of my socks,” he said. “Man, I looked everywhere for it! Under the bed, in the bathroom. You’ll never guess where I finally found it.” “In the refrigerator,” said Bob. Mac’s mouth dropped open. “How’d you know?” Bob shrugged. “Where else?”

School Bob Socks Refrigerator

Book:Wayside School is Falling Down

Source: Wayside School is Falling Down

“He hadn’t said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, “You’re wearing my socks.”

Humor Boys Roommates Socks

Book:Room 42

Source: Room 42

“Would you change your socks as often as you change your mind?”

Life Mind Change Psychology Clothes Anthony T Hincks Veitch Socks

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“I miss you like the mismatching sock I can't find. You're out there somewhere.”

Life Romance Relationships Missing Longing Yearning Socks

Book:Better to be able to love than to be loveable

Source: Better to be able to love than to be loveable

“Crows tumble like socks in a drier.”

Crows Socks Tumble Drier

Book:Utopia Avenue

Source: Utopia Avenue

“What do you see when you look in the Mirror?' 'I? I see myself holding a pair of thick woollen socks.' Harry stared. 'One can never have enough socks,' said Dumbledore. 'Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

Funny Fantasy Harry Potter Albus Dumbledore Philosopher S Stone Socks The Mirror Of Erised

Book:Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Source: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

“Crocodile socks will always eat your feet.”

Feet Hunger Quote Of The Day Anthony T Hincks The Prophet Avocatorium Crocodiles Footwear Socks

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“What are you doing?" "I'm darning a sock," he said, holding it up to show me. "What's that lump inside?" "A sock egg." "A sock egg? I didn't know socks hatched from eggs." "Only the best ones do. I can't wear the cheap kind, the ones that grow on trees. They give me blisters.”

Sewing Silliness Oddities Socks Darning

Book:The Grimm Legacy

Source: The Grimm Legacy

“Socks were meant for holes.”

Humor Feet Clothes Shoes Quote Of The Day Holes Anthony T Hincks Footwear Socks

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“Socks just love feet.”

Love Feet Quote Of The Day Anthony T Hincks The Prophet Avocatorium Clothing Footwear Socks

Author:Anthony T. Hincks

“The pair of them were both sans socks so beneath their footwear they were matching and going toe-to-toe.”

Humor Funny Feet Witty Clever Toes Whimsical Footwear Socks

Book:Whisky Hernandez

Source: Whisky Hernandez

“So what’s the rule of thumb? Some say you should always match your socks to your shoes. Others say you should always match your socks to your pants. The correct answer is pants. And so in the case of jeans and brown shoes, I would go with navy socks. One note on sock-and-pant etiquette: if you’re wearing socks with dress pants, you should reveal no leg skin. It’s like a bare midriff: you don’t want to see it. It’s different if you’re wearing shoes without socks, which is fine in casual settings.”

Shoes Pants Socks

Book:Tim Gunn's Fashion Bible

Source: Tim Gunn's Fashion Bible

“You just can't fly when you're wearing socks, and shoes, and coats, and pants, and underwear. Everything has to go.”

Shoes Flying Coats Underwear Socks

Book:Start Where You Are: A Guide to Compassionate Living

Source: Start Where You Are: A Guide to Compassionate Living

“Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.”

Justice Granny Roosters Grandmothers Socks

Book:Glow

Source: Glow

“I always put my left sock on first. When I put my right sock on first, I've left without a sock on.”

Order Left Forget Routine Right Sock Forgetfulness Always Put Socks

Author:Aegelis

“Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.”

In Fox Dr Socks Seuss

Author:Dr. Seuss

“For a family that doesn’t wear socks, we sure do have a lot of them.”

Love Happiness Fun Family Socks Natalie Richie Richie And Natalie Norton Nortons Richie And Natalie

Author:Richie Norton

“Enzo showed a flair for words early and wrote his first story when he was seven, entitled "The horrible sock that smelled bad and ate Pomona Falls except for my house," in which a large sock, mutated by its own horrible unwashed smell, started eating its way through the contents of an entire town and was thwarted only when the heroes Enzo and Magdy first punched it into submission and then threw it into a swimming pool filled with laundry soap.”

Hi Socks

Book:Zoe's Tale

Source: Zoe's Tale