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“Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.”

“I try not to set myself up as different or as a celebrity or special. I have a husband that can get on my nerves. I have kids that test my patience. I've got a cat I can't keep off the sofa. It's real. On a bad day, I'm reading 'Acts of Faith.'.”

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Author:Iyanla Vanzant

“A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.”

“Husbands and wives, have fun with each other. I'm convinced it makes all the difference in the world.”

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Author:Zig Ziglar

“Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.”

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Book:The Beauties

Source: The Beauties

“When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands.”

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Book:Lean In for Graduates

Source: Lean In for Graduates

“We [me and my husband] both had our things. Seth was the artist, I was the singer. We were like "You do your thing, I'll do my thing and never the two shall meet." I think we had a healthy competition going through our childhood. But I sort of left the funny stuff to him, I said "You're the comedian, you're the jokester, you do that I'll be the more serious one." You need that kind of balance in the family.”

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Author:Rachael MacFarlane

“I like working consistently. I like working for four months at a time, which is why cable was so attractive. You work for four months, and then you get to do something else, whether it's doing a movie or just being at home with your husband and eventually having a family.”

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Author:Jordana Brewster

“It seems to be this hot-bed for these ideas and bringing these groups together. You find that the one thing that everybody has in common, whether they're a teenager who has run away from his parents, or a divorcee who lost her husband, is that they all have in common this feeling of searching for a meaning in their lives.”

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Author:Brit Marling

“My husband is a director, and I understand what it takes to direct. It's a skill set where you have to be able to talk to actors and understand them, and I don't. It's a very different way of being in the world, and I much prefer writing and producing.”

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Author:Melissa Rosenberg

“One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food.”

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Author:Jill Scott

“Now I meditate twice a day for half an hour. In meditation, I can let go of everything. I'm not Hugh Jackman. I'm not a dad. I'm not a husband. I'm just dipping into that powerful source that creates everything. I take a little bath in it.”

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Author:Hugh Jackman

“The activity of being a husband, a father - those are roles, too, but underneath them is the spiritual center that connects us all, and that's what's most important.”

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Author:Hugh Jackman

“I believed that a husband must necessarily be an angel, impossible of corruption or contamination.”

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Author:Victoria Woodhull

“I imagined that the priestly ceremony was perfect sanctification, and that the sin of sins was for either husband or wife to be false to that relation.”

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Author:Victoria Woodhull

“I went with my husband and an innocent child to California. I went to a theatrical manager and asked him to allow me to earn money enough on the stage to buy our tickets home. He did.”

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Author:Victoria Woodhull

“One of the charges made against me is that I lived in the same house with my former husband, Dr. Woodhull, and my present husband, Col. Blood. The fact is a fact.”

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Author:Victoria Woodhull

“I'm a devoted husband. That must strike you as totally deviant.”

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Author:Iain Banks

“Lady Lytton rules her husband, but that I suppose is always the case where marriages are what is called 'happy'.”

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Author:Benjamin Disraeli

“Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day.”

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Author:George Carlin

“I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.”

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Author:Joan Rivers

“All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.”

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Author:Joan Rivers

“A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Teresa Lewis, the only woman on death row in Virginia, says she doesn't deserve the death penalty because she only hired the killers of her husband and stepson, she didn't actually pull the trigger herself. You know, she has a point. I think we should let her be able to hire the person who executes her, and not do yourself in! How's that, doll? Yeah! Get it over with quick, maybe Charlize Theron will sign up to play you.”

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Author:Dennis Miller

“Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!”

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Author:Red Buttons

“Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.”

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Author:David Letterman

“My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me.”

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Author:Julia Ward Howe

“I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things: be an alcoholic; be a drug offender; beat their wife or husband; or gamble. I hope they would gamble.”

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Author:Pete Rose

“I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.”

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Author:Calista Flockhart

“You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.”

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Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It's good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.”

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Author:Emma Thompson

“I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them.”

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Author:Andrew Dice Clay

“Throughout my life, I've learned to make choices that make me happy and make sense for me. Even my husband is happier when I'm happy.”

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Author:Michelle Obama

“I can make choices that make me happy, and it will ripple and benefit my kids, my husband, and my physical health. That's hard for women to own; we're not taught to do that.”

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Author:Michelle Obama

“When I'm unhappy with something, people know, because I don't want to hold on to it. I'd rather deal immediately with the stuff that bothers me, so using my network - my girlfriends, my husband, my mom - I talk a lot, I vent.”

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Author:Michelle Obama

“Even my husband is happier when I'm happy. He has always said, "You figure out what you want to do," because he's discovered that personal happiness is connected to everything.”

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Author:Michelle Obama

“Moving [to the White House], whatever stresses would be on my husband and me, we could handle; we are grown-ups. But it wouldn't be until the day that my kids came home and said to me, "I like it here," that I'd feel like I could breathe and know that we're all going to be okay here.”

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Author:Michelle Obama

“I feel fortunate as a woman to have a husband who loves me and shows me in every way.”

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Author:Michelle Obama

“Jason [Nash] is just someone that I've known socially and through his stand-up, seeing him do different comedy shows, and I just really like him. I think he's a funny guy and he has a unique perspective on being a dad and a husband.”

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Author:Busy Philipps

“My husband has no desire to work with me. He gets paid a lot of money to write giant movies. He's not into humoring me with my projects.”

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Author:Busy Philipps

“I understood somehow my mother's frustration. And that it was no good not only for her, but for her children or her husband, that she didn't have a real use of her ability.”

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Author:Betty Friedan

“Caviar used to be my drug of choice, but since my husband is on a no-salt diet, I've kind of given it up. I still have dreams of sitting down and gorging, though. I love it with a good vodka; I don't like it with champagne.”

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Author:Iris Apfel

“Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired.”

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Author:Delia Ephron

“My husband was getting his sea legs-rereading Joseph Conrad with a side order of C S Forester.”

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Author:Enid Nemy

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