“Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
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Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
Source: Marriage and Love
“A wife is a gift bestowed upon a man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.”
Source: THE TRUE BELIEVER
“The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.”
Source: The Artist as Critic: Critical Writings of Oscar Wilde
“They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins.”
Source: The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays
“I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.”
Source: Outrageous acts and everyday rebellions
“Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ovid (Illustrated)
Source: The Complete Works of Washington Irving: Short Stories, Plays, Historical Works, Poetry and Autobiographical Writings (Illustrated): The Entire Opus of the Prolific American Writer, Biographer and Historian, Including The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Rip Van Winkle, The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Bracebridge Hall and many more
“The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.”
“It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.”
“A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.”
“One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.”
“Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.”
“I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.”
Source: Afterthoughts
“I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.”
Source: Harbours of Memory
“Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.”
Source: The Autobiography of Margot Asquith
Source: The Business of Life
“Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch.”
“All other goods by fortune's hand are given, A wife is the peculiar gift of Heaven.”
“A rare spoil for a man Is the winning of a good wife; very Plentiful are the worthless women.”
Source: Euripides V: Bacchae, Iphigenia in Aulis, The Cyclops, Rhesus
“A good wife maketh a good husband.”
Source: The Proverbs, Epigrams, and Miscellanies of John Heywood ...
“I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.”
“Marriage cannot be a job as it has become.”
Source: the female eunuch
“Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.”
Source: Anti-Freud: Karl Kraus's Criticism of Psychoanalysis and Psychiatry
“People who boast of happy marriages are, I submit, usually self-deceivers, if not actually liars.”
Source: The Black Prince
“A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind.”
Source: The English Constitution ... Reprinted from the