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Marriage Quotes
Source: An Autobiography: By Herbert Spencer
“Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
Source: Desiring God, Revised Edition: Meditations of a Christian Hedonist
“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
Source: Plays Volume One
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
Source: A little book in C major
Source: Mencken Chrestomathy
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.”
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
Source: A Quiet Knowing
Source: Ethics
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
Source: Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Volume V: 1835-1838
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
“Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.”
“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”
Source: Judith. Tiger at the gates. Duel of angels
“If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.”
“What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.”
“The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.”
Source: The Blessing of Family: Inspiring Words from Pope Francis
“At the beginning, your love supports your marriage. Later on, your marriage supports your love.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”