“Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
Marriage Quotes
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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“Twenty-four is a prudent age for women to marry at.”
Source: A collection of the moral and instructive sentiments, maxims, cautions, and reflexions, contained in the histories of Pamela, Clarissa, and Sir Charles Grandison: Digested under proper heads, with references to the volume, ...
Source: The cry: a new dramatic fable : in two volumes
“It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.”
Source: Emma: A Novel
“Nay, we must think men are not gods, Nor of them look for such observancy As fits the bridal.”
Source: Othello: Revised Edition
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
Source: A little book in C major
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”
Source: A little book in C major
Source: The Black Prince
“A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.”
“My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.”
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)
“Do you want to meet the love of your life? Look in the mirror.”
Source: Question Your Thinking, Change the World
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
Source: Wisdom from Gift from the Sea
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
Source: the female eunuch
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”