Marriage Quotes
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“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.”
“I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.”
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
“When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.”
“There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.”
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
“My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.”
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
“Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.”
“My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths”