Marriage Quotes
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“After forty years of marriage we still stood with broken swords in our hands.”
“After I was married a year I remembered things like radio stations and forgot my husband.”
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.”
“A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage.”
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“Years of love have been forgot, In the hatred of a minute.”
“I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...'”
“My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.”
“Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”