Housekeepers Quotes
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“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
“I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.”
“There's nothing my housekeeper does that I can't do - and maybe better!”
“A great statesman, like a good housekeeper, knows that cleaning has to be done every morning.”
“If a man marries his housekeeper or his cook, the national dividend is diminished.”
“A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]”
“I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.”
“There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.”
“Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.”
“All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.”
“When you’re a housekeeper’s daughter, you see the world through a half-open door.”
“Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!”
“I wasn't put on this earth to be housekeeper to my own child or to anyone else for that matter.”