Best House Cleaning Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I am proud to say that we started out as a family- owned business and have grown to a team of 10 professional cleaners ready to serve you. Our business is fully licensed and insured to ease your mind when hiring a new service. Call us today for your free quote.”

Author:Mary Monroe

“Spring is the usual period for house-cleaning and removing the dust and dirt which, notwithstanding all precautions, will accumulate during the winter months from dust, smoke, gas, etc.”

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Author:Isabella Beeton

“George is the best little dishwasher in Texas.”

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Author:Barbara Bush

“When the Vent begins, you might confuse [it] for a conversation. It's not. It's a Vent. It's a mental release valve and your job is to listen for as long as it takes. Don't problem solve. Don't redirect. Don't comfort. Yet. Your employee is doing mental house cleaning and interrupting this cleaning is missing the point. They don't want a solution, they want to be heard.”

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Author:Rands

“The rooms that are lived in are the ones we find most comforting.”

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Author:Alexandra Stoddard

“Some Christians feel guilty when they are doing something that isn't 'spiritual.' Somehow or another, they feel the need to hurry through the grocery store, dash through the house cleaning, and rush through all the daily aspects of life that seem irrelevant to their faith.”

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Author:Joyce Meyer

“The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.”

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Author:Eleanor Roosevelt

“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”

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Author:Erma Bombeck

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”

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Book:I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

Source: I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

“My home is not a place, it is people.”

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Author:Lois McMaster Bujold

“The problem with being grounded is it gives you a whole lot of unavoidable time to think. NOt even pulling weeds can take away your ability to plot all the varied and wonderful things you might do to get even, or at least to make up, just get a smidgen for time lost to TV and yard work and house cleaning.”

Source: Ellen Hopkins: Crank Trilogy

“The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.”

“A good home must be made, not bought.”

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Book:Domestic affairs: enduring the pleasures of motherhood and family life

Source: Domestic affairs: enduring the pleasures of motherhood and family life

“Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.”

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Author:Laurence J. Peter

“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck

“When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.”

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Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“When men do the dishes, it's called helping. When women do the dishes, it is called life.”

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Author:Anna Quindlen

“Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks.”

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Author:Thelma Harper

“Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.”

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Book:You can fool all of the people all the time

Source: You can fool all of the people all the time

“I have no doubt that over the years my children will find plenty of things about me to criticize. But something tells me that twenty years from now not one of them will sit on some therapist's couch complaining because their mother didn't spend enough time vacuuming up glitter.”

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Author:Joyce Maynard

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”

“How frail and ephemeral is the material substance of letters, which makes their very survival so hazardous. Print has a permanence of its own, though it may not be much worth preserving, but a letter! Conveyed by uncertain transportation, over which the sender has no control; committed to a single individual who may be careless or inappreciative; left to the mercy of future generations, of families maybe anxious to suppress the past, of the accidents of removals and house-cleanings, or of mere ignorance. How often it has been by the veriest chance that they have survived at all.”

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