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“Which is the better of the bunk beds in a prison cell? Generally, the upper bunk bed is the place, as it is typically the one next to the window and fresh air vent.”

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Author:Steven Magee

“I had old bunk beds that my dad got from Seabrook Farms. They were first used by German prisoners during World War II, who were sent to work the farms during the war. The metal beds with their thin mattresses could easily be used as a jungle gym and I loved them.”

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Author:David Mixner

“When I was nine or 10, I had jumped off of a bunk bed and shattered and dislocated my shoulder. That was on the same arm as the cast was on, which I didn't really put together until I was really starting to feel a little uncomfortable in my shoulder area, and then I was like, "Oh, this cast is on that arm. That's what that is about."”

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Author:Ashley Rickards

“Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off. It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.”

“It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.”

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Author:Joan Rivers

“Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.”

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Author:Joan Rivers

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”

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“Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!”

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Author:Neil Gaiman

“I remember the first time Bill Fichtner and I had a scene together. I've seen him in a few movies, from Armageddon to The Perfect Storm and Contact, and suddenly he's on a bunk bed and I'm on a bunk bed and we're doing this scene together. That was a real 'pinch me' moment.”

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Author:Chris Vance

“My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.”

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Author:Joan Rivers