“If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.”
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Marriage Quotes
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
Source: Anarchism and Other Essays
“My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.”
Source: The Portable Bernard Shaw
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.”
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.”
“So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.”
“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.”
“The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.”
Source: Lady Sings the Blues: The 50th-Anniversay Edition with a Revised Discography
“Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.”
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
Source: Plays Volume One
“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
Source: Cindy and I: The Real Life Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Joey Adams
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
Source: A little book in C major
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”
Source: A little book in C major
“Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.”
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.”
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.”
Source: Poetical works
Source: I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething