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“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
“Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.”
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”
“'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”
“My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.”
“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
“Man has his will, but woman has her way.”
“Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.”
“Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.”
“Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.”
“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
“The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
“Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.”
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
“I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...'”
“The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.”
“If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself”
“The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”