“I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.” HumorFunnyMorningNightmareReally WeirdPenguinsBambooEnclosureWeird Day Author:Noel Fielding
“The first day, in particular, is always one of those weird days because you get ..., you're thrown into this new trailer - here's your wardrobe.” FirstsParticularThrownWardrobeTrailersWeird Day Author:Mekhi Phifer
“Sometimes what holds you together and what tears you apart are the same things. My lungs are made of armor so that I can breathe when you are not here. 6.8 million people live alone in England. Do you feel lonely? I don't have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.” PeopleKnowsFeelsMadeI CanDifferentSometimesDreamRealitySeemsTogetherFacesLostMillionsTearsLonelyEnglandBreatheLungsArmorFeeling LonelyWeird Day Author:Bill Watterson
“I 've got this weird day that changed my life. I woke up one Wednesday, and my wife's a lawyer, she was off to get on a plane, to go to a business meeting somewhere else, and she said, "I think you might be a father. I have to go to the airport." It was like, six in the morning, and I was like, "That's great - what?!" I called her at noon once her flight landed, to confirm that I hadn't dreamt the thing she told me.” ThinkingSaidMightFatherMorningWifeChangedSixMeetingsMy WifeLawyerFlightPlanesAirportsSomewhere ElseNoonChanged My LifeWednesdayBusiness MeetingWeird Day Author:Lin-Manuel Miranda
“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.” KnowsDifferentSeemsChangeFunny LifeChange For The BetterCalvin And Hobbes FriendshipWeird Day Author:Bill Watterson
“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.” LoveLifeLittlesFeelingsFunnyLife IsFallLove IsMarriageRelationshipCoupleFindingsRomanticAnd LoveTrue LoveSatisfyingInspirational LoveWeddingValentineValentine's DayI Love YouBeing In LoveLove SomeoneTeenage LoveFinding LoveLoving SomeoneFunny MarriageMatrimonyLove One AnotherFamous LoveCompatibleWeirdnessSweet LoveThose We LoveLove And MarriageTrue Love IsBe Who You AreMeaning Of LoveLittle LoveValentine LoveBeautiful LoveFinding SomeoneRomantic Valentines DayMy True LoveWedding ToastFunny WeddingLove Is LifeOur WeddingValentine PhrasesWedding LoveValentines Day CardsSweet ValentineRomantic WeddingLiterary LoveUltimate LoveWedding Invitation LoveBeing WeirdCynical LoveWeird PeopleUnique Valentines DayFlames And LoveMarriage ToastFunny Wedding AnniversaryRomantic BookLove Being With YouValentine CardFinding True LoveNot Falling In LoveLove Is AmazingCreative LoveWeird LifeWeird Day Author:Robert Fulghum
“Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. Your hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science,Language, and History. Now that is a weird day.” TryingKidsSchoolLanguageSocialLordClassStudyTeacherMinutesNormalClothesBallsGymThrowingRopeGeometryYellingSocial StudiesTowelsDodgeSchool DaysSnappingGym ClassWeird Day Author:Jerry Seinfeld