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Marriage Quotes
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Marriage Quotes
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
Source: Lady Sings the Blues: The 50th-Anniversay Edition with a Revised Discography
Source: The odyssey
“Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
“Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.”
“Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.”
Source: The Snake Has All the Lines
“Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.”
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.”
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln: A Book of Quotations
“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.”
“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
Source: Cindy and I: The Real Life Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Joey Adams
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
Source: A little book in C major
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.”
Source: I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
Source: Marriage and Morals