“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
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“Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.”
“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
Source: Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.
“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.”
“The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.”
“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
“Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.”
“When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
“My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
“Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.”
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.”
Source: The Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated Edition): Novels, Short Stories, Memoir, Travel Books, Letters, Biography, Articles & Speeches: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn, Life on the Mississippi, Yankee in King Arthur's Court…
“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
Source: A Quiet Knowing
“Love like there's no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes, love again.”
Source: Great Day Every Day: Navigating Life's Challenges with Promise and Purpose
Source: Epigrams of Oscar Wilde
“The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
Source: Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Volume V: 1835-1838
Source: Tales of the city ; More tales of the city ; Further tales of the city: an omnibus
“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”