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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin
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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

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Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

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Author:Sacha Guitry
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“Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.”

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Book:The Snake Has All the Lines
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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

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Author:Groucho Marx
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“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

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Author:Michel de Montaigne
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“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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Author:Rita Rudner
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“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”

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Book:I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck
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“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”

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Book:1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions
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“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

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Author:Agatha Christie
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“Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.”

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Author:Ogden Nash
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