“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
Quote by Rita Rudner
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I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
This book offers a candid and often humorous perspective on the challenges and joys of reaching middle age. The author shares personal anecdotes and reflections on the quirks of memory and the unexpected twists and turns that come with aging. more
Author
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner, born on September 17, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique sense of humor and witty dialogue. Rudner is known for her performances in television, radio, and on stage, with her work often exploring themes such as women, marriage, and family. more
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