Browse 6430 quotes about Marriage.
“Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.”
“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.”
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”
“Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.”
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”
“Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.”
“Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.”
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
“Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.”
“What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.”
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”
“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.”