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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

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Author:Sacha Guitry
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“Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.”

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Book:The Snake Has All the Lines
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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

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Author:Groucho Marx
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“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”

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Author:H. L. Mencken
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“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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Author:Rita Rudner
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“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

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Book:The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck
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“The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.”

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Book:Selected poems
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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

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Book:The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
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“The best proof of love is trust.”

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Author:Joyce Brothers
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“The art of love is largely the art of persistence.”

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Author:Albert Ellis
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