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Famous Patrick Murray Quotes
“Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.”
“Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.”
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
“The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.”
“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.”
“Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.”
“Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.”