“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.”
Quote by Armistead Maupin
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Tales of the city ; More tales of the city ; Further tales of the city: an omnibus
This omnibus brings together three volumes of short stories, each exploring the complexities and nuances of urban life. more
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