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“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.”
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
“Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”
“Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.”
“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”
“I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck”
“Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!”
Source: Everything and a Kite
“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.”
Source: Lacon: Or, Many Things in Few Words, Addressed to Those who Think
Source: The utterly ultimate 'My word!' collection
“A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”
“I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.”
“Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.”
Source: Mammon and the black goddess
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”
Source: Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle
Source: The Pickwick Papers
“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.”
“It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Benjamin Disraeli (Illustrated)
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
“It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.”
Source: Everything and a Kite
“Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children